Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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