I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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