..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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