I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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