I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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