absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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