It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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