we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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