We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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