What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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