Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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