What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
is wine microwaveable?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
