THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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