I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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