Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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