ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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