We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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