Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you will always have a special place in my vag
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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