Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Mom said you looked used
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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