There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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