I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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