shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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