i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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