THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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