He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I could fuck to npr.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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