You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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