Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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