ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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