don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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