Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
theres a video...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.