I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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