I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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