Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im holly from the hills drunk
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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