There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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