Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize