So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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