i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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