You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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