Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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