i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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