You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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