I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
be right there i have to get my cape
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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