Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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