and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
