She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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