So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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