what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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