I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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