Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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