i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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