Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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