She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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