Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I just want to make out with him forever
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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