all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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