Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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